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Pourquoi est-ce qu'on choisit le plus sourdingue pour aller écouter aux portes ?

Tu veux faire le show avec moi ?

- Tu te prends pour un druide ?

- Je ne vois pas pourquoi ça sera plus dur que d'être poissonnier.

Qui sait ce qu'il se passerait si la puissance de la potion magique tombait dans n'importe quelle main.

À partir de maintenant, je ne dois pas être le seul qui doit connaître la formule de la potion magique. Je vais donc partir à la recherche d'un jeune successeur à qui la confier.

Getafix: We shall return home when I've seen the last of the druids.

Asterix: [Snaps] Oh, I can't believe this! We've been trudging all over Gaul with our stupid little crib notes for weeks! Not one of these guys is good enough!

Vitalstatistix: Asterix, don't get upset.

Asterix: I am not upset! Just like you, I can stumble and fall.

[Pretends to fall]

Asterix: Oop! Ow! See that? I almost fell down. That's it, I'm done. I need a replacement. There. Meet my successor. The new first warrior of our village! Here's your dagger. And your helmet too and your potion.

Geriatrix: Hmm? - What was that? But by Teutates...

Asterix: You have a good time now. I'll be doing something else! 'Cause I'm good and fed up with the indomitables who can't see beyond their own moustaches! Obelix, are you coming?

Obelix: No Mister Asterix I'm very much not coming! I'm not following a little man who chooses an old fogey to replace him over his so-called bestest buddy! Fare ye well, Mister Asterix!

[Asterix is shocked over Obelix defying him and leaves]

Vitalstatistix: Asterix, Asterix, don't be foolish! Come on! Please, Getafix, do something!

Getafix: Asterix is free to go. My quest is not over. And if you choose not to follow me, I will understand. And I will climb up the mountain without you.