Sally Owens: [Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon.

Camille: Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all, but you just stick to finding us the beats, all right, boo?

Jesse: All right. Cool, but one day you'll come begging for what i got.

Kirresha: Shoot, I'm begging now. Hook a sister up.

Camille: Kirresha.

Kirresha: What?

Camille: You are too hot to beg.

Kirresha: I know, but he's just so fine. I'm willing to make an exception.

Jesse: Don't tease me, Mami. Me gustan las chicas grande.

Kirresha: Mmm. I don't know what you said, but, "me gustan" too, baby.

Leti: He said he like big girls!

Kirresha: Now how come when you say it, it don't sound cute at all?

Leti: Look, he the one who said it alright.

Kirresha: Don't hate 'cause he on me.

Carrie Tate: Why don't we all just decorate for Christmas! Oh, everyone! Be careful, don't put Mrs. Santa above Santa. We wouldn't want her to get any ideas about taking over.

Trixie: [at the vending machine, Twilight ponders how to get food out of it] Excuse me.

[bombastically]

Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[normal tone]

Trixie: ... needs some peanut butter crackers.

[she places a coin in, and retrieves the crackers]

Trixie: Voilà!

Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.

Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army!

[Opening text in the 2003 version]

Text: In 1989, six years before Toy Story

["Toy Story" is in its usual opening title design, but its horizonal like the home video releases]

Text: Pixar Animation Studios made this short film.

Yossi Ghinsberg: I told my parents I'd be back in a year, but I don't think I'm ever going back.

Chloe Sherman: I... don't... need you.

Diane Sherman: You will.

Shorty: Maybe we should just find Decker.

Michael Jennings: I can't talk to Decker.

Shorty: Why not?

Michael Jennings: He had an accident.

Shorty: An accident?

Michael Jennings: Yeah, he, uh, he fell out of his bedroom window.

Shorty: He fell out of his... He *fell* out of his bedroom window!

Johnny Utah: [from trailer] Bodhi, do you have any idea how many people you've killed? How many laws you've broken?

Bodhi: [scoffs] The only law that matters is gravity.

Johnny Utah: [Bodhi falls off the cliff] STOP!

[Utah tries to grab Bodhi but falls after him]

Misato Katsuragi: The only thing a son can do for his father is pat him on his shoulder, or kill him.

Michelinman Mike: Oh, God. It was... you know what? You should come with us next time.

Michelinman Mitch: No, man. I don't like zoos.

Michelinman Mike: Aw, man. But the kids go apeshit for it.

Michelinman Mitch: Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much. Besides, it's depressing.

Michelinman Mike: What? Getting up close to animals? I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?

Michelinman Mitch: Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherfucker, but in a zoo, they ain't got enough room to hit second gear. I mean, it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.

Michelinman Mike: Yeah, no shit, man. That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat. These animals have been rescued. Usually injured or something in like the, you know the wild, or blind.

Michelinman Mitch: No shit?

Michelinman Mike: No shit.

Michelinman Mitch: See? I didn't know that.

Michelinman Mike: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Michelinman Mitch: That's even more depressing. That's what I'm talking about. A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and shit. That shit's fucked up.

Michelinman Mike: I didn't say the cheetah was blind.

Michelinman Mitch: Well then what's blind?

Michelinman Mike: N-nothing's blind. It's just an example.

Michelinman Mitch: Well then that's a fucked up example of some shit right there, man. That's what I'm talking about. Blind cheetahs and shit.

Unit-01 Dummy Plug System: [during start-up, in reverse] Freedom is an illusion. All you will lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.

Uncle Albert: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Lauren: You know, I'm curious. With so many possible reasons, which one's the one your wife left you for?

Jim: Cancer.

Lauren: [awkward pause] I'm sorry. I naturally just assumed you were divorced.

Jim: It's okay. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.

Harry Hook: Hey Jay, thanks for saving me gorgeous face.

Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.

Agent Meyers: The in-and-out bandit.

Tom: I really wish you guys would stop calling me that.

Agent Meyers: I could put in a special request. What name would you prefer?

Tom: I don't know, in-and-out just sounds so low rent, unprofessional. My work has always been precise, clean.

Agent Meyers: I think 'clean' is taken. You wanna go with precise? How about 'precise bandit'?

Tom: Funny.

Jimmy: Any time it rains, or when there's thunder and lightning, or when it snows, I have to jack off.

Logan Wallace: Have you ever thought about how, like, weird open houses are?

Naomi Wallace: What?

Logan Wallace: I mean, you give your keys to someone you hardly know, they stand in one room and welcome in a bunch of complete strangers, and those people just roam around the house. And the realtor doesn't check the house when it's done, right? They just... turn the lights off and go?

Naomi Wallace: Okay, well, now I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

Logan Wallace: Maybe you *shouldn't* sleep tonight.

Drink me. Eat me.
Cut off her head!

Retinol. What a charming name for a child.

My dad used to say, that if I could dream it, I can be it.

Oh : quel est le pourquoi de ton visage ?
Tif : t'allais me larguer comme ça ?
Oh : non.
Tif : menteur !
Oh : je... Je ne mens jamais.
Tif : mais si tu mens ! et tu sais comment je le sais ?
Oh : en réalité...
Tif : à chaque fois que tu mens, tu deviens vert !
Oh : c'est être faux...
Tif lui montre le bras vert de Oh.
Oh : prompte ! Aaaah - en fuyant....

Carly : Réveille-toi. Ton chien te roule une galoche !

Carly : Mais, c'est ce que je pense moi ! C'est votre mari. Vous ressentez quoi dans vos tripes ?
Kate fait un rejet de whisky
Carly : beurk ! Quel cauchemar...
Kate : non ! C'est juste un rot...
Kate vomit de nouveau dans son sac à main
Là j'ai vomi !