Répliques

"Réfléchis à ça : imagine-toi dans 10, 20 ans, ok et tu es mariée. Mais ton mariage n'a plus la même vivacité qu'avant, tu vois. Tu commences par accuser ton mari. Tu commences à te souvenir de tous les mecs que tu as connu dans ta vie et ce qui aurait pu se passer si tu avais franchi le pas avec l'un d'eux, ok? Eh bien, je suis l'un de ces mecs. C'est moi, tu sais,donc considère cela comme un voyage dans le temps depuis ton futur jusqu'à maintenant, pour savoir ce que tu as manqué. Ceci pourrait être une grosse faveur faite à toi et ton mari, de découvrir que tu n'as pas perdu au change. Je suis autant un loser que lui, complètement pas motivé, vraiment ennuyeux et tu as fait le bon choix, tu es vraiment heureuse."

Jesse : Alright, I have an admittedly insane idea, but if I don't ask you this it's just, uh, you know, it's gonna haunt me the rest of my life.

Céline : What?

Jesse : Um... I want to keep talking to you, y'know. I have no idea what your situation is, but, uh, but I feel like we have some kind of, uh, connection. Right?

Céline : Yeah, me too.

Jesse : Yeah, right, well, great. So listen, so here's the deal. This is what we should do. You should get off the train with me here in Vienna, and come check out the capital.

Céline : What?

Jesse : Come on. It'll be fun. Come on.

Céline : What would we do?

Jesse : Umm, I don't know. All I know is I have to catch an Austrian Airlines flight tomorrow morning at 9:30 and I don't really have enough money for a hotel, so I was just going to walk around, and it would be a lot more fun if you came with me. And if I turn out to be some kind of psycho, you know, you just get on the next train. [Elle réfléchit] Alright, alright. Think of it like this: jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you're married. Only your marriage doesn't have that same energy that it used to have, y'know. You start to blame your husband. You start to think about all those guys you've met in your life and what might have happened if you'd picked up with one of them, right? Well, I'm one of those guys. That's me y'know, so think of this as time travel, from then, to now, to find out what you're missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband to find out that you're not missing out on anything. I'm just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and, uh, you made the right choice, and you're really happy.

Céline : Let me get my bag.

Céline : I knew you were American. And of course, you don't speak any other language, right ?

Jesse : Yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it. So, I'm the crude, dumb, vulgar American who doesn't speak other languages, who has no culture, right ? But I tried.