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Super speed
Super speed réalisé par Yi-xian Chen
date : 01-12 par Punchina | ses comms
Jack: Salut tout le monde, moi c'est Jack Tu. Salut les gens ici Jack Tu. Salut c'est Jack Tu, quand j'ai fait cette interview avec le magasin de gaming ils m'ont posé une question qui m'a pris de court. Pourquoi est ce que vous courez? Enfaite je sais toujours pas quoi répondre à ça. D'après eux je serais une sorte de génie des simulateurs de course, moi je trouve pas, ça pourrait être nettement mieux.
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Un garçon nommé Noël
date : 01-12 par Punchina | ses comms
Matt: Bonsoir. Tante Ruth: Oooh, oh quelle sale mine. -Bonsoir Tante Ruth, moi aussi je suis content de vous voir. -Je ne vois pas de sapin, pas de décorations non plus. -On a décidé de s'en passer cette année. -C'est une grave erreur. Bonsoir les enfants. Comment allons nous? -Ils vont très bien. -Laissez moi vous regarder. Oh c'est bien ce que je pensais, vous avez toujours le coeur brisé. Fille: Pas moi! Fils: Moi non plus. Jeune fils: Moi oui. Mais j'aime toujours maman avec tous les morceaux de mon coeur.
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Amsterdam
Amsterdam réalisé par David O. Russell
date : 01-12 par Vampilou | ses comms
« Un homme mort vous fait réaliser que le temps est court et que l’amour est réel. »
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Fumer fait tousser
date : 30-11 par Lyran | ses comms
"Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours... Changement d'époque en cours..."
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Un jour comme un autre
B: Welcome to Konopac, the Rope Capital of the World. Population: 5. I'm B, I'll be your tour guide this afternoon and I'm pleased to be with you on this lovely day.
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Une vie cachée
Lorenz Schwaninger: [Talking to his daughter Fani, who is also Franz Jägerstätter's wife, about Franz's imprisonment and the resultant mistreatment that the family is facing] Better to suffer injustice than to do it.
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Les 101 Dalmatiens 2 : Sur la Trace des Héros
Patch: Do you think I'm one of a kind... or just... one of a hundred and one? Pongo: [yawns] One of a hundred and one. That's it. One of a hundred and one. [Pongo continues to sleep and Patch sighs]
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Immortels
Immortels réalisé par Jay Russell
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Jesse: Do you remember when I told you that I was 104 years old? [Winnie nods] Jesse: Well... it's the honest truth. [Winnie looks confused] Jesse: I'm gonna live forever. I'm never gonna change. The same with Miles and Tuck and Mae. Something happened to us. I mean, as far as I know, I... I'm gonna be 17 until the end of the world. It's the spring, Winnie. Something's wrong with it. It stops you right where you are, if you'd had a drink of it today, you'd stay just like you are... [Both hear a rustling noise. They turn around to see Miles] Miles: Don't you wish he'd told you... before you kissed him? Did he tell you that immortality isn't all the preachers crack it up to be? Jesse: Hey, leave her alone, Miles! Miles: Well, now, you wanted her to hear it Jesse-boy. She's the first person you want to tell the truth to. Jesse: You just don't want me to have what you lost. Winnie: Stop this... both of you. Tell me... the truth... I wanna know. Miles: [Miles nods and walks over towards Jesse and Winnie] We all had a drink. Except for the cat, and that's important. [the rest of the monologue is told in flashbacks of what Miles is saying] Miles: The water tasted like... heaven. It floated over your tongue like a cloud. Tuck carved a T in the trunk and we moved on west to find a place to settle down. We put up a house for Mae and Tuck and a little shed for Jesse and me. That was the first time we figured there was something... peculiar. Jesse fell thirty feet and landed on is neck. He was up on his feet before Mae could work up a good cry. Didn't hurt him a bit, no broken bones... nothing. But that's not all... not by a long shot. Things began to happen. Some brush-poppers mistook Mae's horse for a deer. Thing is, the bullets didn't kill hime. Barely even left a mark. Then Tuck got bitten by a rattle snake, and you know what... he didn't die. [laughing] Miles: But the cat did, of old age. [Somberly, touching the ring on his finger] Miles: And Miles got married. [Whispering] Miles: Bo. Little Anna. [Out loud] Miles: Tuck figured it early on. It was the spring. We all drank from it, even the horse. It had to be... the source of our changelessness. I begged her to come back... to me and find the spring and drink from it. The children, too. It was our only hope... to be together. She'd made up her mind that I'd... sold my soul to the devil. And she left me. She took my babies with her. [Angrily, with tears in his eyes] Miles: Everyone... pulled away after that. There was talk of witchcraft... and... black magic. I went lookin' for wars to fight... and I saw brave men die at Vera Cruz. And then Gettysburg. Thousands of them in the blink of an eye. [Crying] Miles: But not me. I couldn't die. Like Little Anna. The influenza took her before she was fifteen. And Bo. He'd be almost eighty now if he were still alive. And my sweet... my sweet young bride. She died in an insame asylum. Old and alone. But I'm still here... I'm still here. [Unable to say any more, he just cries. We turn to Winnie, who is also crying. The screen fades to black]
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Immortels
Immortels réalisé par Jay Russell
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Angus Tuck: Don't be afraid of death, Winnie. Be afraid of the unlived life.
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Bad Company
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Roland Yates: Don't worry, son, there'll be extra money for this mission. Jake Hayes: Hey, man, first of all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy? Big deal! Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me! Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch.
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Encore heureux
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Louise, la mère de Marie: Honesty is a trick invented by the rich to get the poor to keep their mouths shut.
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Anatomie
Anatomie réalisé par Stefan Ruzowitzky
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Prof. Grombek: [first words - as med student works over cadaver bare-handed] Gloves Kaminski, gloves. The lady's a study aid, not Sharon Stone. student hecklers: Yeah, Kaminski instincts are very basic... They're more fun when they're alive. Prof. Grombek: Alright, pipe down. That's enough for this group. Ever seen a drowning victim? Tomorrow's putrefaction day. Paula Henning: Uh, professor? There seems to be some kind of anomaly in the pelvic region. Prof. Grombek: A penis per chance? It's not an anomaly, it's that little boys are created differently than little girls. Can you tell me what it is? Paula Henning: [drops the organ] Slippery is what it is.
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Un Tueur pour Cible (The replacment killers)
John Lee: You're safer with me. Meg Coburn: Is it my perfume or something? Because you are the second guy today to assume I need, want or will accept help. I won't. John Lee: [drawing his pistol] It's not an option. Meg Coburn: And what happens when I tell you to go fuck yourself? [John cocks his pistol] Meg Coburn: O.K. If that's the way you want to play it. But when the gun is in my hand, we're gonna have this conversation again.
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Un Tueur pour Cible (The replacment killers)
[John Lee points his gun at the back of Collins head, and Collins realizes his time is up] Collins: Checkmate.
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Cursed
Cursed réalisé par Wes Craven
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
[describing the werewolf in human form to the police] Jimmy Myers: I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10... Ellie: [cutting Jimmy Meyers off] She's got a bony ass... and fat thighs... and ugly skin. [the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]
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Cursed
Cursed réalisé par Wes Craven
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Zela: Don't let this get up fool you; I have the gift. I blame my mother.
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Frères Ennemis
Voldemar 'Piir': [twin brothers Käär have arrived at platoon as supplement] Who are you? Vennad Käärid: [simultaneously] SS-grenader Käär! Voldemar 'Piir': Supplement men? Vennad Käärid: [simultaneously] Yes, sir! Voldemar 'Piir': Ten men were promised, two were sent, they are also like one. Karl Tammik: What are your names? [brothers introduce themselves] Voldemar 'Piir': Relatives? Vennad Käärid: [simultaneously] Brothers. Voldemar 'Piir': I can see that, a bit similar.
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Frères Ennemis
Jüri Jõgi: The innocent always feel guilt, the guilty feel nothing.
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Legend
Legend réalisé par Brian Helgeland
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Mike Jobber: Get someone to clean that fucking toilet, it stinks in there Pig & Whistle Barman: I keep telling her, but it's not my fault I can't get her to clean it for me, what are you having? Mike Jobber: Um Pig & Whistle Barman: [notices the Kray twins walk into the bar] Never mind, they just walked in Reggie Kray: Alright, can I have two Guinesses please? Pig & Whistle Barman: Hang on a minute Reg, just gonna go down and change the barrel [hides inside the basement anticipating a fight] Mike Jobber: Reg, Ron. The Richardsons were unexpectedly engaged, so we're gonna look after you Reggie Kray: Ah, it's alright, the landlord's gonna change the barrel for me. Don't mind if I pour myself a pint, would ya? Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that? Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles? Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya? Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster. Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time! Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.
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Présentateur vedette : la légende de Ron Burgundy
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [snarls]
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Présentateur vedette : la légende de Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
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Pierre Lapin
Pierre Lapin réalisé par Will Gluck
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Bea: What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues. Thomas McGregor: I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want. [pause] Thomas McGregor: Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best.
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Pierre Lapin
Pierre Lapin réalisé par Will Gluck
date : 30-11 par Laurie7cheer | ses comms
Pigling Bland: Diet starts now... [he grabs and eats a fruit] Pigling Bland: Now... [he grabs and eats another one] Pigling Bland: Now!
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Black Panther : Wakanda Forever
« Seules les personnes les plus brisées peuvent devenir de grands leaders. »
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Sneakerella
Once upon a pair of sneakers, there lived a boy who was full of creativity.
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Spirited
Spirited réalisé par Sean Anders
date : 26-11 par melanie270503 | ses comms
J'espère qu'elle et moi on trouvera un chemin, peut-être bien que demain, elle va m'aimer.
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