“You can't hide what's in your heart.”

- John Coffey

“You ever try to not to laugh in church when something funny gets stuck in your head?”

- Paul Edgecomb

“People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.”

- John Coffey

“- Percy Wetmore: Adios, Chief! Drop us a card from Hell, let us know if it's hot enough...

- Brutus 'Brutal' Howell: He's paid what he's owed; he's square with the house again, so keep your goddamn hands off him!”

“I'm not in the yellow pages. If you got trouble with someone, you might ask around for me. I'm Jackson Healy.”

“- Holly: [At party] Dad, there are whoreshere n'stuff.

- Holland March: Don't say n'stuff. Just say, Dad, there are whoreshere.”

“- Holland March: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.

- Jackson Healy: People got hurt.

- Holland March: I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.”

“- Holland March: What the hell's going on?

- Jackson Healy: Oh, you know, there's a guy coming to kill us, that kind of crap.”

“- Holland March: What are you doing?

- Holly: I was giving you a rimjob.

- Holland March: [horrified] Rimshot!... Rimshot.”

“- Holland March: Everybody, just back up! Jesus Christ!

- Janet: [stunned] You took the Lord's name in vain.

- Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I actually found it very useful.”