[to himself in his trailer]

Rick Dalton: Dammit, Rick, you screwed up the f*cking lines! You embarrassed yourself like that in front of all those goddamn people!

Randy: Hey! What’s up, babe?

Janet: What’s up, Randy, is that your loser a**hole, wife killing, buddy boy here, was beating the sh*t out of Bruce!

Randy: What?

Cliff Booth: Hey, Randy.

Randy: Cliff! What the f*ck, man?

Bruce Lee: Let me just say, nobody beat the sh*t out of Bruce. It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me.

Cliff Booth: I think that dent in the car says something different.

Janet: Oh, my God! What the f*ck did you do to my car?

Randy: What the f*ck did you do to her car?

Cliff Booth: Well, I threw this little prick into it, but I did not know it was her car.

Janet: Get the wardrobe off, get your sh*t, and get f*cked!

Randy: Janet!

Janet: What?

Randy: I will handle this.

Janet: Then, f*cking handle it, Randy!

Randy: Cliff, get the wardrobe off, get your sh*t, and get off the lot.

Bruce Lee: So, did I say something funny, stuntman?

Cliff Booth: Yeah, you kind of did.

Bruce Lee: What’s so funny?

Cliff Booth: Look, man, I don’t want any trouble. I’m just here to do a job.

Bruce Lee: But you’re laughing at what I’m saying, but I’m not saying anything funny. So, what do you think is so funny?

Cliff Booth: What I think is, you’re a little man with a big mouth and a big chip. And I think you should be embarrassed to suggest that you’d be anything more than a stain on the seat of Cassius Clay’s trunks.

Bruce Lee: Brother, you’re the one with the big mouth. And I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends.

Cliff Booth: My name’s Cliff. I’m Rick Dalton’s stunt double.

Bruce Lee: Stuntman?

Cliff Booth: Yeah.

Bruce Lee: You know, you’re kind of pretty for a stuntman.

Cliff Booth: That’s what they tell me.

[referring to Cliff]

Randy: Rick?

Rick Dalton: Yeah.

Randy: I don’t dig him. And I don’t dig the vibe that he brings on a set.

Rick Dalton: What, is there some old beef between you two?

Randy: Come on, man.

Rick Dalton: What?

Randy: The dude killed his f*cking wife.

Rick Dalton: Oh, come on, man. You don’t believe that old sh*t, do you?

Randy: Yes, Rick, I do. And I work with my wife, and she believes it. She doesn’t want his creepy *ss around.

[referring to Cliff]

Rick Dalton: Just look, just put him in the wardrobe, alright? What’s it going to hurt? Then if you need him, you got him, alright?

Randy: Then I got to have a conversation with that wardrobe assistant, and, man, she’s a f*cking b*tch. I just don’t…

Rick Dalton: Look, look, Randy, I’m asking you to help me out, man. If the answer’s no, the answer’s no. Not no with excuses.

Randy: Hey, man, this ain’t a f*cking Andy McLaglen picture, you know? And I can’t afford to hire a bunch of guys who smoke cigarettes and sit around talking to each other all day, on the chance that I might use them. I got a four man team here, Rick. If I need more than that, I got to get it approved. And, you know, I got to look after my dudes.

Rick Dalton: Hey, and if your dudes were a better match for me, I’d say, “Okay, you got me.” But that’s not the case, and you know it. He’s a great f*cking match for me.

Randy: Yeah, yeah. I know.

Rick Dalton: Hey, you could do anything you want to him. Sh*t, throw him off a building, right? Light him on fire. Hit him with a Lincoln, right? Get creative. Do whatever you want. He’s just happy for the opportunity.

[Rick meets producer Marvin Schwarz]

Marvin Schwarzs: Well, since I just finished watching a Rick Dalton f*cking film festival, I think I know who you are. Put it there.

[they shake hands]

Rick Dalton: Well, it’s my pleasure, Mr. Schwartz, and thank you for taking an interest.

Marvin Schwarzs: Schwarz not Schwartz.

Rick Dalton: Goddammit to hell. I’m sorry about that. My pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.

Marvin Schwarzs: Call me Marvin.

Rick Dalton: Marvin, call me Rick.

[interviewing Rick and Cliff in the set of Rick’s TV show]

Allen Kincade: Hello, everybody. This is Allen Kincade on the set of the exciting hit NBC and Screen Gems television series, Bounty Law. Now, if you think you’re seeing double, don’t adjust your television sets because, well, in a way, you are. To my right is Bounty Law series lead and Jake Cahill himself, Rick Dalton. And to my left is Rick’s stunt double, Cliff Booth.

[turns to the men]

Allen Kincade: Welcome, gentlemen and thanks for taking the time to visit with us.

Rick Dalton: Well, it’s our pleasure, Al.

Allen Kincade: So, Rick, uh, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.

Rick Dalton: Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say, Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Now, can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have.

[the three men laugh]

Rick Dalton: But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist, or I twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on production because now maybe I can’t work for a week. So, Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.

Allen Kincade: Is that, uh, how you’d describe your job, Cliff?

Cliff Booth: What, carrying his load? Yeah, that’s about right.

[Allen laughs]

Allen Kincade: Join me next week on the set of The Dick Van Dyke Show where I’ll be talking to those comical cut-ups Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie. Till then, this is Allen Kincade signing off from Hollywood.

Imperator Furiosa: You want that thing off your face?

[at this Max opens the door, points his gun at her, but lets Furiosa sit in the driver’s seat; to the women]

Imperator Furiosa: Let’s go.

[the women get in, Furiosa gives Max a tool to free his face guard, then as she goes to start the rig he stops her, he notices she’s going to grab a gun and takes it from her]

The Splendid Angharad: We’re going to The Green Place.

[Angharad starts walking towards the rig and Max goes to stop her]

Nux: Wait, it’s you and me…

[Max punches Nux in the stomach then shoots at Angharad’s feet, she stops and Max gets into the rig, we see Angharad’s leg has been grazed with the bullet as it bleeds]

The Splendid Angharad: We’re going to The Green Place of many mothers.

[Max starts the rig’s engine and starts driving off]