- Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
- Yeah.
- Mul-ti-pass.
- Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
- Mul-ti-pass.
- We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
- Mul-ti-pass.
- Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.

"- Dressée avec le poing !
- Oui ?
- Ton deuil est fini."

Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart ? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart !"

- What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. Bzzzz.

MARIE : Quand on y pense, le plafond, c’est sûrement le dernier truc que voient plein de gens. Au moins 90% des gens qui meurent, tu crois pas ? C’est sûr. En plus, quand tu meurs, la dernière chose que tu vois elle reste imprimée dans ton œil, un peu comme une photo. T’imagines le nombre de personnes qui ont des plafonds dans les yeux.

FLORIANE : Je regarderai plus jamais le plafond comme avant.

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those, too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

Donnie: You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

"Quelles sont tes aspirations ? Rester dans l'histoire grâce à Wagner ? Comme ma belle-mère et ses peintres ridicules ? Si ton Wagner est si doué, il n'a pas besoin de toi ! Ton amitié pathétique te donne l'illusion d'avoir créé, comme je te donne l'illusion d'un amour... Tu ne peux rester seul. Je devrais être ton impossible amour, servir ta propre justification. Tu veux une aide que je ne puis te donner."

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

Sean: You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other ? That's the all deal. That's what intimacy is all about.

Arnie Cunningham: Let me tell you a little something about love Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything, friendship, family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know when someone believes in you man, you can do any fu**ing thing in the entire universe, and when you believe right back at that someone. THEN WATCH OUT WORLD, 'cause nobody could stop you then, NOBODY! EVER!
Dennis Guilder: And you feel this way about Leigh?
Arnie Cunningham: (laughs) What? f**k, no! I'm talking about Christine, man. No shitter ever came between me and Christine.

George LeBay: Her name's Christine.
Arnie Cunningham: I like that.

Butch - You're okay ?
Marcellus - Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

"You're all crazy ?"

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Donnie. An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. You're an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, but does not deny a possibility that God exists.

- Tu es le Roi. Si tu ne voulais pas la guerre, il fallait l'interdire.
- Je l'ai fait. Et j'essaie d'être clair : pour moi, cette guerre n'existe pas !

Dil: He's still looking, Col.
Col: Persistent.
Dil: Good thing in a man.
Col: An excellent quality.
Dil: Maybe he wants something.
Col: I expect he does.
Dil: Ask him!
Col: Ask him yourself!

[Announcer doing a commercial announcement before Gov. Santini's interview]

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Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?

Nick: He doesn't have to be.

Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?

Nick: No, Tito, I...

Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!

Frank: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.

Frank: [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.

Joe Orton: Have you been reading my diary?
Kenneth Halliwell: No.
Joe Orton: Why not? I would.

Kenneth Halliwell: I can't remember when you last touched my cock. Well, I can actually. It was about two years ago. Only I can't remember the actual date. Pity. I could have put it in my diary. "The last time Joe touched my cock. Grouse shooting begins"

Joe Orton: I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents.

FERGUS. Dil... Can I tell you something? I knew your
man.
DIL. You knew which man?
FERGUS. Your soldier.
DIL. You knew my Jody?